Over 350 Of The Greatest Ad Headlines Ever Written

Here is a list of over 250 of the best ad headlines ever written. Use these and adapt them for use in your own marketing campaign.

“…The Amazing Thing, Of Course, Is The Speed At Which This Program Works. It Is Rather Remarkable To Throw Off As Much As 4 Kilograms Of Fluid And Fat In The Very First Weekend…”
“I Had Been Overweight For 10 Years, So… My Friends Could Hardly Believe Their Eyes When They Saw Me Lose 56 Pounds In Only 6 Weeks!”
“I Lost My Bulges…And Saved Money Too”
“Insider Information” – On Who’s Really Making Money – Plus Exactly How Those Businesses Operate
“Last Friday…Was I Scared – My Boss Almost Fired Me!”
“No Time For TAFE – Took College At Home”, Says Well-Known Author
“Send Me To Any City In Australia. Take Away My Wallet. Give Me $100.00 For Living Expenses And In 72 Hours I’ll Buy You An Excellent Piece Of Real Estate Using None Of My Own Money.”
“Some Straight Talk About Vitamins And Your Sex Life”
“You Kill That Story – Or I’ll Run You Out Of The State!”
$80,000 In Prizes! Help Us Find The Name For These New Kitchens
10 Easy Ways To Meet People, Have Fun And Lose Some Weight At The Same Time
12 Special Tax Strategies That Are Making Doctors Rich
161 New Ways To A Man’s Heart – In This Fascinating Book For Cooks
17 Stocks You Should Dump Right Away The Lowdown On Self-Publishing
38 Fun, Easy Ways To Earn $500 Next Weekend
47 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You To Answer Your Ad A Few Months Ago
7 Steps To Freedom
7 Ways Long Distance Can Keep Your Head Above Water
7 Ways To Collect Your Unpaid Bills
9 Good Reasons To Choose Country Curtains Quality Sun Blinds And Beat The Scorching Heat This Summer
A Breakthrough Idea For Those Who Want To Act In The Movies
A Little Mistake Cost A Farmer $3,000 A Year
A Startling Fact About Money
A Wonderful Two Years’ Trip At Full Pay – But Only Man With Imagination Can Take It
Adelaide Man Discovers The Secret Of How To Escape The Australian Rat Race
Advice To Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money – By A Wife
Alive With Pleasure
Amazing New Titanic Commemorative Is Mint-Perfect And Even Bigger Than A Fifty Cent Piece!
An Amazing Business You Can Carry In Your Pocket
An Educated Failure
An Open Letter To Every Overweight Person In Melbourne
..The New Edition Of The Encyclopedia That Makes It Fun To Learn Things
Are They Being Promoted Right Over Your Head?
Are We A Nation Of Low-Brows?
Are You An Overeducated Underachiever?
Are You Closing Your Eyes To The Profit Potential In 800 Services?
Are You Ever Tongue-Tied At A Party?
Are You Ready To Use Self-Hypnotism To Make Life Give You What You Want?
Are You Tired Of The Treatment You’re Getting?
At 6 For 99 Cents, You Can Indulge Your Fantasies This Month
At Last, Someone Has Unlocked The Secret Of Getting People To Fall In Love With You!
At Marina Mirage’s New Mexican Restaurant Your First Meal Is Free
Attention: Home Owner, Don’t Buy Any Curtains Until You Read This
Banking Secrets That Banks Don’t Want Published
Brighten Your Dark Rooms In Less Than 1 Hour
Brisbane Man Reveals A Shortcut To Authorship
But What If You Could See Her Naked?
Buy No Desk…Until You’ve Seen This Sensation Of The Business Show New “Energy Pill” Tested By The R.A.A.F. With Amazing Results
By This Time Next Month, You Could Have A Global Data Communications Network
Call Back These Great Moments At The Opera
Can You Pass This Memory Test?
Can Your Child Read These Words?
Check The Kind Of Body You Want
Confessions Of A Disbarred Lawyer
Corporation Uses Magazine Articles As Marketing Key
Dare To Be Rich!
Desperate Woman Loses 277 Pounds With Amazing New Diet Secret!
Did You Ever See A “Telegram” From Your Heart?
Do You Do Any Of These Ten Embarrassing Things?
Do You Have These Symptoms Of Nervous Exhaustion?
Do You Make These Mistakes In English?
Do You Make These Mistakes In Job Interviews?
Do You Sincerely Want To Be Rich?
Do Your Employees Work As Slowly As They Read?
Doctor Discovers The Cellulite Dissolver
Doctors Prove 2 Out Of 3 Women Can Have More Beautiful Skin In 14 Days
Does Uncle Sam Owe You Money You Don’t Even Know About
Does Your Child Ever Embarrass You?
Don’t Envy The Plumber – Be One
Don’t Let Athlete’s Foot “Lay You Up”
Don’t Try This With Any Other Copier
Everywhere Women Are Raving About This Amazing New Shampoo!
Famed Physicist Proves That Sitting In A Pyramid Causes Unexplainable Good Things To Happen
Fatten Your Bank Account
Financial Columnist Makes Unique Discovery
For The Woman Who Is Older Than She Looks
Former Barber Earns $8,000 In 4 Months As A Real Estate Specialist
Fountain Of Youth Discovered By Little Known Civilization Over 2700 Years Ago
Free 1 Month Gym Membership Worth $79 With Every Pair Of Reebok Cross- Trainer Shoes. This Weekend Only.
Free Book – Tells You 12 Secrets Of Better Lawn Care
Free Kit Tells How To Take Better Photographs
Free Report – “How To Increase Your Profits In A Recession.” Are You Too Busy Earning A Living To Make Any Money?
Full Time Minister Finds Part Time Goldmine!
Generous Creative Businessman Wants To Find A Hot Sexy Woman With A Good Sense Of Humor
Get Out Of Debt In 90 Minutes Without Borrowing!
Gold Coast Lawyer Discovers How To Make Money At Home With The Help Of The Federal Government
Good News For Franchise Owners: Here’s How To Get Hundreds Of Qualified Leads At Half The Cost
Great New Discovery Kills Kitchen Odors Quick! – Makes Indoor Air “Country- Fresh”
Greatest Gold Mine Of Easy “Things-To-Make” Ever Crammed Into One Big Book
Greed And Gouging In The Stock Market
Guaranteed To Go Thru Ice, Mud Or Snow – Or We Pay The Tow!
Hands That Look Lovelier In 24 Hours – Or Your Money Back
Have A House You’ll Be Proud Of…With ColourMakers Range Of 362 Tiles And New Easy-To-Apply House Paint
Have You A “Worry” Stock?
Have You Ever Bowled A Strike And Said, “I’ve Got It!”?
Have You Ever Said, “I Just Can’t Seem To Concentrate?”
Have You Ever Seen A Grown Man Cry?
Have You Ever Taken A Practice Golf Swing At A Dandelion?
He Became Twice The Man At Half The Weight The Secret Of Being Wealthy
He Was 240 Pounds Of Sweet Tooth
Here Are 87 Surprise Ways To Get Money From Parliament House
Here Is A Way To Become Tight, Lean, Attractive And Remarkably Healthy In Just 45 Minutes Three Times A Week.
Here’s A Quick Way To Break Up A Cold
Here’s A Way To Make Money That Has Never Yet Failed
Here’s How To Find Out If Your Bank Is About To Go Bankrupt!
How A “Fool Stunt” Made Me A Star Salesman
How A New Discovery Made A Plain Girl Beautiful
How A New Kind Of Clay Improved My Complexion In 30 Minutes
How Bad A Beating Are You Willing To Take To Own A New Car?
How Come Some People Can Walk Up To A Blackjack Table And Always Walk Away A Winner
How Do You Grow $1,000 Worth Of Food In A Garden This Small?
How I Made A Fortune With A “Fool Idea”
How I Made A Fortune With A “Fool Idea”
How Long Will You Live? Ignorance About Taking Care Of Yourself Can Be The Mistake That Kills You In Your 50’s Or 60’s … “The Dangerous Years!”
How Much Are You Losing To Deadbeats Right Now?
How Much Is “Worker Tension” Costing Your Company?
How Often Do You Hear Yourself Saying, “No, I Haven’t Read It; I’ve Been Meaning To!”
How The Experts Buy And Sell Gold And Silver
How The Way You Undress Reveals Your Personality
How To Avoid Having Your Car Stolen This Summer On The Gold Coast
How To Beat Tension Without Pills?
How To Beat The Banks At Their Own Game
How To Become Debt-Free And Stay That Way – Forever
How To Burn Off Body Fat, Hour By Hour!
How To Collect From Social Security At Any Age!
How To Develop A Silver Tongue, A Golden Toucha Nd A Mind Like A Steel Trap
How To Discover The Fortune Lying Hidden In Your Daily Paper
How To Discover The Fortune That Lies Hidden In Your Head
How To Discover The Priceless Secret Of Good Health And Slash Your Medical Bills In Half!
How To Discover What You Are Really Good At Again She Orders…”A Chicken Said, Please”
How To Do Wonders With A Little Land!
How To Double Your Income In Just 60 Days
How To Find Someone To Love
How To Flatten Your Tush
How To Form Your Corporation Without A Lawyer For Under $50.00
How To Get $373,500 Out Of A $30,000 House
How To Get 12 Hours Out Of An 80-Hour Day
How To Get A Free Supply Of An Amazing New Diet Pill That Works Like Crazy!
How To Get A Grip On Audience Attention
How To Get Free Advertising And Free Publicity
How To Get Rich In Reading Classified Ads
How To Get What The Australian Government Owes You!
How To Give Your Children Extra Iron – These 3 Delicious Ways
How To Have A Cool Quiet Bedroom. Even On Hot Summer Nights.
How To Improve Your Memory
How To Make A Fortune Today Starting From Scratch!
How To Make A Killing In Closeouts
How To Make Money With Display Ads
How To Make Money Writing Short Paragraphs
How To Obtain Guaranteed Credit Anywhere In Australia
How To Overcome The Body Chemical That Keeps You Fat!
How To Own A $139,000 Investment Home From Only $35 Per Week And No Deposit
How To Pay Less For Advertising While You Get More Orders
How To Pay Zero Taxes!
How To Plan Your House To Suit Yourself
How To Push Your Resume To The Top Of The Stack
How To Raise And Train Your Puppy
How To Raise Venture Capital Without Losing Equity
How To Raise Your Child’s IQ Before It Is Even Born.
How To Rob Race Tracks Legally
How To Start From “Scratch” And Become A P.O. Box Millionaire
How To Take Out Stains…Use (Product X) And Follow These Easy Directions
How To Turn $5000 Into $5,436 In Just 12 Months
How To Turn Stumbling Blocks Into Stepping Stones
How To Wake Up The Financial Genius Inside You
How To Win Friends And Influence People
How To Write A Business Letter
How To Write A Good Advertisement
How To Write A Hit Song And Sell It
How To Write Copy That Will Make You Rich
How You Can Eat More And Weight Less
How You Can Legally Profit From “Insider” Information On The Stock Market
How You Can Make Money With The Arabs
How Your Horoscope Can Bring You Wealth, Love, Success And Happiness
I’d Like To Give This To May Fellow Men – While I Am Still Able To Help
If You Can Lick A Stamp – You Can Lick Your Weight Problem
If You Can Read And Write Simple English, I’ll Show You How To Make Real Money Selling Words
If You Read Music You’ll Love Our Magazine
If You Read Nothing Else – Read This
If You Were Given $200,000 To Spend – Isn’t This The Kind Of (Type Of Product, But Not Brand Name) You Would Build
If Your Bathroom Isn’t Ready In 8 Days I’ll Give You $100 Cash For Every Day We Go Over Time
If Your Home Doesn’t Have An Alarm He’ll Break In In Just 10 Seconds. With A Wormald Back-To-Base Alarm He Won’t Even Try!
Imagine Being Such A Great Lover Women Can See It In Your Eyes!
Imagine Me…Holding An Audience Spellbound For 30 Minutes!
Imagine Working Until 4:00am – And Loving Every Minute Of It!
Important News For People Who Swore They Would Never Try Another Reducing Product
Inventors, Strike Paydirt!
Is The Life Of A Child Worth $1 To You?
Is Your Home Picture-Poor?
It’s A Shame For You Not To Make Good Money – When These Men Do It So Easily
It’s Crazy That A High School Dropout Would Make This Much Money
It’s Easy To Cash In On Your Amazing Astrological Abilities
It’s Easy To Cash In On Your Amazing Astrological Abilities
Lawyers Reveal Legal Loopholes That Make Money
Let Me Tell You How I Reduced For Keeps
Life In The Fast Lane
Little Leaks That Keep Men Poor
Local Business Swears Under Oath He Did Not Steal Any Of The Car Radios He Is Selling So Cheap
Look Great With Our Free Stylecut
Lost For Words? Push The Buttons And Voila!
Make Anyone Do Anything You Mentally Command – With Your Mind Alone!
Make Extra Cash Writing Advertising Book Match Covers
Man Who Limped With Foot Pain – Now Runs 2 Miles Every Day!
Mobile Money Maker
Money-Saving Bargains From Australia’s Oldest Diamond Discount House
Moneymaking Sledgehammer
Movie Actor Reveals Amazing New Weight-Loss Breakthrough
My Feet Were Killing Me…Until I Discovered The Miracle In Germany
My Name Is Michael Trent…And I’d Like To Make A Confession!
Need More Money?
New Cake-Improver Gets You Compliments Galore!
New Diet Burns Off More Fat Than If You Ran 98 Kilometers A Week!
New Halley’s Comet “Silver Eagle” Is Totally Unique And Made Of Pure Silver!
New Help For Not So Perfect Hair
New Pill For Diet Failures Lets You Burn Off Body Fat 24 Hours A Day!
New Pill Gives Almost Complete Relief From Arthritis Pain!
New Rubber Stamp Business Pays Beginners Up To $20.70 An Hour!
New Shampoo Leaves Your Hair Smoother – Easier To Manage
New! Your Child Is The Star Of This Brand New Sesame Street Storybook!
No More Back-Breaking Garden Chores For Me – Yet Ours Is Now The Show Place Of The Neighborhood!
No Office – No Phones – No Hassles – Just Cold Hard Cash In The Mail!
Now Any Auto Repair Job Can Be “Duck Soup: For You
Now Let This Strange And Powerful Gift From Outer Space Bring You Incredible Good Luck – Absolutely Guaranteed!
Now! Own Queensland Land This Easy Way…$10 Down And $10 A Month
Often A Bridesmaid, Never A Bride
One Place-Setting Free For Every Three You Buy!
One Transaction Can Make You Independent For The Rest Of Your Life
Own A Business Of Your Choice Without Investing 1 Cent
Phone Wizard
Pierced By 421 Nails…Retains Full Air Pressure
Pregnant? The Sooner You Know, The Better.
Profits That Lie Hidden In Your Farm
Reduce Office Turnover By 100%
Reduce While You Sleep
Released At Last – 143 Perfectly Legal Ways To Get A Cheque Out Of Uncle Sam!
Remember When You Could Have Picked Up A Good Piece Of Real Estate For A Song – And Didn’t?
Right And Wrong Farming Methods – And Little Pointers That Will Increase Your Profits
Save 20 Cents On 2 Cans Of Blueberry Sauce – Limited Offer
Science Has Finally Counterfeited A Perfect Diamond!
Scientists Discover Mystery Chemical That Seems To Drive Women Wild!
Sell Your Product On National Television For A Percentage Of Profit
Six Types Of Investors – Which Group Are You In?
Smart Car Owners: Save Up To 87% Off Retail Prices On Your Spare Parts
Some Straight Talk About Earning Extra Income
Some Straight Talk About Vitamins And Your Sex Life
Speak Spanish Like A Diplomat
Stop Dreaming And Start Making Money Free Giant Cookie
How To Get Out Of The Rat Race And Into The Chips
Sunshine Coast Man Swears Under Oath That His New “Energy Pill” Does Not Contain Cocaine Or Any Other Illegal Stimulant – “It’s A Food, Not A Drug,” Says Joe Bloggs
Suppose This Happened On Your Wedding Day!
Sydney Lawyer Reveals The Insiders Way To Get Even
Take Any 3 Of These Kitchen Appliances – For Only $8.95 (Values Up To $15.95)
Take This 1-Minute Test – Of An Amazing New Kind Of Shaving Cream
Test Your Ability To Ever Grow Up
Tested Advertising Methods
The “10 Quickest Ways” To Get More Customers
The $112,000 Housewife
The 5 Most Costly Mistakes In Business – How Many Are You Making Right Now?
The Amazing “Face-Life-In-A-Jar” Used By Hollywood Stars Who Don’t Want Plastic Surgery
The Amazing “Magic Mud” Used By A Top Tv Doctor Who Doesn’t Believe In Plastic Surgery!
The Amazing $10.00 Fake Diamond That Will Fool 9 Out Of 10 Jewellers
The Amazing Blackjack Secret Of A Las Vegas Mystery Man!
The Amazing Diet Secret Of A Desperate Housewife
The Amazing Diet Secret Of A Frustrated Toowoomba Housewife
The Amazing Grafton “Wrinkle Eraser” Discovered By A Top Oriental Chemist
The Amazing Lost Money Secret Of The U.S. Government
The Amazing Money-Making Power Of Pac-Man And His Friends!
The Amazing Secret Of A Marketing Genius Who Is Afraid To Fly
The Amazing Secrets Of The Hottest Investment Of The Last 5 Years!
The Art Of Selling By Telephone
The Child Who Won The Hearts Of All
The Chinese Secrets Of Weight Control
The Crimes We Commit Against Our Stomachs
The Deaf Now Hear Whispers
The Inside Story Of A Business That Requires So Little Of Anything, You Could Run It Out Of A Phone Booth
The Last 2 Hours Are The Longest – And Those Are The 2 Hours You Save
The Lazy Man’s Way To Riches
The Machine That Peels Off Kilograms While You Sit Back And Enjoy It
The Man With The “Grasshopper Mind”
The Most Comfortable Shoes You Have Ever Worn Or Your Money Back
The Most Expensive Magazine In The World. Yet Over 40,000 Businessmen Buy It Every Month. Why?
The Most Expensive Mistake Of Your Life
The Other Side Of The Story On Rock Hudson
The Passport To Riches
The People Who Read This Book Will End Up With Your Money
The Secret Of Bowling Strikes
The Secret Of Having Good Luck
The Secret Of How Australia’s Number One Handicapper “Stole” Over $1,000,000 From The Racetracks Last Year
The Secret Of Making People Like You
The Secret Of Making People Like You
The Secret Of Perfect Putting
The Secret Of Sticking To Your Diet
The Secret Of Teaching Yourself Music
The Truth About Getting Rich The Book On Who Owns Whom
The Ugly Truth About Your New Car
There’s Another Woman Waiting For Every Man – And She’s Too Smart To Have “Morning Mouth”
They Laughed When I Sat Down At The Piano – But When I Started To Play!
They Shocked Us. They Outraged Us. They Didn’t Do Anything Wrong – They Just Did It First
Think And Grow Rich
This Almost-Magical Lamp Lights Highway Turns Before You Make Them
This Is Marie Antoinette – Riding To Her Death
This Pen ”Burps” Before It Drinks – But Never Afterwards!
Thousands Have This Priceless Gift – But Never Discover It!
Thousands Now Play Who Never Thought They Could
Three Powerful Reasons You Should Come To My Seminar
Throw Away Your Oars!
To Men Who Want To Quit Work Someday
To People Who Want To Write – But Can’t Get Started
To The Traveling Salesman Who’s Smart Enough To Know When To Call It Quits
..Add $10,000 To Your Estate – For The Price Of A New Hat
Tom Mccahill Says: “The Appliance Repair Field Is So Uncrowded It’s Almost Lonely”
Too Busy Earning A Living To Make Any Money?
Using A Lawyer May Be Dangerous To Your Wealth
Vita-Mix Makes Juice 12 Times Faster Than Other Juicers – And 400% More Nutritious
Want To Be A Legal Investigator?
Want To Be An Airline Flight Attendant?
Want To Lose Some Weight?
Want To Save A Bundle? An Open Letter To Everyone Who Drives A Truck Or Car More Than 10,000 Kilometers Per Year
Wanted: Your Old Shredder. Get A Minimum $700 Trade In On Our New Models
Watch Your Weight And Inches Disappear
We’re Looking For People To Write Children’s Books
What Everybody Ought To Know… About This Stock And Bond Business
What Would You Rather Do This Evening: Watch Tv Or Make Some Real Money?
What’s Wrong With This Picture?
What’s Your Best Chance Of Earning $50,000 A Year By The Time You Are 30?
What’s Your Best Chance To Make Money In Real Estate Today? The Answer Below May Surprise You.
When Doctors “Feel Rotten” This Is What They Do
Where The Money Is And How To Get It
Where You Can Go In A Good Used Car
Which Of These 5 Skin Problems Do You Have?
Which Of These 5 Skin Troubles Would You Like To End?
Who Else Wants A Screen Star Figure?
Who Else Wants Lighter Cake – In Half The Mixing Time?
Who Else Wants To Make Big Money In Electronics
Who’s Making A Bundle?
Whose Fault When Children Disobey?
Why (X Brand) Bulbs Give You More Light This Year
Why Are We Giving You These $18.50 Delicious Macadamia Nut Chocolates – For Free?
Why People On The Queensland Are Healthier, Less Overweight, Stay Young Longer, Live Longer Than People Of Any Other State In Australia
Why Some Foods “Explode” In Your Stomach
Why Some Foods Explode In Your Stomach
Why Some People Almost Always Make Money In The Stock Market
Why These Vitamins Can Make You Feel Peppier
Winning At The Races May Not Be Your Idea Of Fun, But…
World Poker Champ Sells Secrets For $9.95
Would You Like To Take In $140 After Supper?
You Can Laugh At Money Worries If You Follow This Simple Plan
You Can Only Go So Far On Bs
You Can’t Become Rich In Your Pocket Until You Become Rich In Your Mind!
You Don’t Have To Die To Collect On Your Insurance Policy
You Don’t Know Me, I Realize…But I Want You To Have This Before It’s Too Late
You Never Saw Such Letters As Harry And I Got About Our Pears
You’ll Just Love The Way This Diet Pill Works!
Your TV Fixed In 4 Days Or It’s Free

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